Damon Albarn Oneshots

Tender and Gentle [SMUT]

First smut oneshot bitches?!?! So warning I guess, there's smut. Sorry if it's a little shit, but I do hope you enjoy the sin.

Your POV

Me and Damon were sitting on the sofa as we were watching my favourite film, Dirty Dancing.

Damon commented, "To be honest, I don't think Patrick Swayze is that attractive."

I looked at him in shock and exclaimed, "Excuse me, you did not just say that! Patrick Swayze is so hot!"

Damon scoffed and mumbled, "Personally, I think I'm more attractive."

I rolled my eyes and grumbled, "Yeah, of course you'd think that."

Damon looked at me with an exaggerated shocked face and exclaimed, "Excuse me, are you saying I'm not hot?"

I laughed and said, "Maybe... maybe not."

Damon shook his head and grumbled, "Oh, I'm gonna get you."

He jumped and started to tickle me. I immediately screamed and started laughing uncontrollably as I try to get him off me.

I shouted out of breath, "Please... stop! I'm gonna... kill... you..."

Damon smirked and eventually let me go. I got my breath back and laughed slightly before sitting back in my original position.

As we continued to watch the film, eventually the sex scene finally showed up. I swallowed awkwardly and I grabbed the remote to skip it.

Damon quickly asked, "What are you doing?"

Shit, I didn't think he was going to ask me. I quickly said, "I'm just fast-forwarding this bit."

Damon asked, "Why?"

I shrugged and said, "Because it's awkward."

Damon quickly explained, "It's hardly that bad, I've seen far worse then that. It's just like watching soft porn, it's fine."

I rolled my eyes and mumbled, "I don't watch porn so I wouldn't know."

Damon grabbed the remote and smiled, while saying, "Listen, it's fine. It's hardly explicit anyways. I mean, you've done it, so what's the problem?"

I awkwardly bit my lip and looked down to my knees. I started to nervously play with my hands, the thing is I had never done it.

I had never had sex with anyone.

Damon noticed my lack of a response and asked, "You have done it, right?"

I stayed quiet, hoping that the ground could swallow me up. I shrugged awkwardly and played with my hair.

Damons' eyes widened and said nervously, "Wait... are you..?"

I coughed and just stood up and left the room. I felt extremely embarrassed, no one at the age of 20 is a fucking virgin.

I went to our bedroom and closed the door, hoping to hide away. It was amusing, I was with a guy who was practically a ladies man and I was just an awkward virgin who's only ever gone as far as kissing.