buying condoms

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Beau:  “Which ones?” Beau mutters to you, looking at the wide range.

“I don’t know..you usually get them,”

“I just got those ones free from the clinic..”

“Oh…well there’s the ribbed ones?”

“Or the glow in the dark ones? That could be fun, you know, I could be a Jedi Warrior for the night?” he grins, winking at you. 

“Ohh, okay Yoda,” you laugh, winking back.

“We’re not getting them if you’re gonna call be Yoda!”

“I need to go get a hair dye, why don’t you pick? You’re a big boy now,” you laugh, winking again before walking away.

“Erm, (Y/N)! Get back here!” Beau shouts. 

“Beau, stop bringing attention to yourself!” you laugh running back over as people look at Beau.

“Well help me pick!” he laughs, gesturing towards them all.

“Just get one pack of all of them!”

“All of them?”

“Yeah, then we won’t run out!” you giggle, grabbing one of the boxes.

“Babe?”

“Yeah?”

“It’s large.” he winks, putting the box back and getting the large ones.

“Yeah, whatever!” you wink.

Jai: “I want that one!” you whisper, pointing at the flavoured ones. 

“Why? It’s not going in your mouth,” Jai laughs awkwardly.

“Well can we still get them? I want to try the vanilla!” you giggle, grabbing a box.

“Okay, but what about, like a condom for what we are planning?”

“What do you usually get?”

“I steal them from Beau’s draw..”

“Oh…just get those ones? They say pleasure max,”

“So I don’t give you pleasure?” Jai laughs, raising his eyebrow.

“You wanna talk about this now?” you wink, watching his face drop.

“Wait, (Y/N), do I actually, you know, not do that for you?” he gulps following you to the checkout.

“Of course not,” you wink, before giggling

Luke: “You go get them! I’m not going in there!” you laugh, refusing to get out the car.

“Well why not?” Luke whines.

“Because it’s the boys job and my mums friend works here,”

“You’re a big girl now, they’ve all probably realised you’re having sex,”

“LUKE!! Don’t say that!” you blush, looking down.

“Okay, I’ll go in. I won’t be long,” he smiles, leaning and leaving a small sweet kiss on the side of your mouth.

“Make sure you get my favourites!” you shout before the car door closes behind him. You look into the chemist waiting to see Luke appear at the check out. After a few minutes you see him and laugh to yourself seeing how awkward and shy he’s gone. Just as he’s handing the money over a bunch of girls walk over to him and start hugging him and crying. You laugh even harder as his face goes red when the fans try and see what’s in the bag. You manage to calm yourself down by the time he gets back in the car.

“Fans?” you ask casually.

“Yep!” he replies instantly

James: “Just put another few things in the basket and the check out lady won’t even notice!” James grins, grabbing random things and putting them in the basket - not even looking.

“James?”

“Yes?”

“You just put a pregnancy test in the basket.”

“Oh, shit!” he laughs, quickly putting it back, “now, we just discreetly put the condoms in the basket and act normal,” James laughs, grabbing a random box of them and putting them in.

“No, James! Not those ones!” you protest. 

“What’s wrong?”

“I don’t like those ones,” you giggle.

“Oh my god, (Y/N). They’re condoms!” James sighs a little too loudly as a few people turn around to look at you both.

“So much for discreet..” you awkwardly giggle, going red as you both walk away from the condoms.

Daniel: “Babe, have you got a condom?” you ask breathlessly, stopping the kiss.

“What? No! I didn’t think we’d do this when I came over!”

“Well I’m not doing it without one!”

“Come on babe, just once?” Daniel pleads.

“No, I love you but I’m not ready for babies, if you want sex you know where the chemist is!” you say matter of factly, laying back on your bed. Suddenly Daniel is off your bed, pulling his top on over his head and out the door. You giggle to yourself as you check Twitter, waiting for him to come back. In what seems like no time at all, he’s back in your bedroom with a box of them.    “Shit, you were quick!” you exclaim.                                                                 “You have an effect on me.” he winks, before leaning down to kiss you again. “Hope you got my favourite ones,” you giggle.                                            “Shit.” Daniel sighs, grabbing his wallet and walking out the bedroom again while you laugh on the bed.

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