THIS ISN'T REALLY A JOKE...THIS IS REALLY MORE LIKE SOMETHING WEIRD THAT SIRI TOLD ME.
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Me: Why are firetrucks red?
Siri: Firetrucks are red because they have 8 wheels and 4 people on them, and 4+8=12, and there are 12 inches in a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there are fish in the seas, and fish have finns, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and firetrucks are always "russian" around.
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If you are wondering why Russians are red it is because they were called the red army or something like that. If you really wanna know ask Siri.
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The Amazing Book of Jokes
HumorThis is a book of jokes. Most of these jokes are not mine. I have found these jokes in other people's books so all credit goes to them.
