purple guy x mike

*lenny face*

Vincent's P.O.V

I laid on my couch looking up at the ceiling thinking about my cute, sweet, mikey~ of corse I was thinking dirty things like I dunno, laying him on my bed and fucking him till he can't walk, y'now normal shit like that...fuck. shit. Im getting hard.. I looked down at my crotch and yup, I was hard. I started running my hand along the outside of my pants "nghh~" I shoved my hand down my pants rubbing my member I moaned quietly still stroking up and down my dick, "mikey~" I moaned a bit louder than before, I took my dick out and stroked it faster moaning louder and louder, I was thinking about mike the whole time, I finally came on my hand, 'i wonder...' I dabbed my fingers in my tounge (what's wrong with you Vince._.) and immediately scrunched up my nose in disgust, "why the fuck did I do that?" I asked myself while i got up and walked to the bathroom to wash of the white substance on my hand.

Mike's P.O.V

I was on my way to work, on my phone browsing the web when I "accidentally" stumbled upon some gay porn (^\\\\\\^)  I stopped and stared at it for a while, my face completely red, it was just some dude jacking off another dude, "holy...shit..." I said staring at it, I completely forgot about work until my phone started ringing, I answered it

Boss:where are you Schmidt?!
(Did I spell his last name right? I'm ain't sure)

Mike:sorry boss, there's uh a lot of traffic

Boss:you don't have a car.

Mike:uh...I'll be there soon

I rushed to work after the texts and did my job for a little bit but, what I didn't realize is that I was hard until..."uhh mike...?" Jeremy said tapping me on the shoulder, I turned around to meet his eyes, "what's up, jeremy?" I asked with a bored look on my face, "uhh..." was all he said but he pointed to the VERY obvious bulge showing through my pants, I blushed really bright red and ran to the bathroom, I opened a stall and saw the devil himself:Vincent. He wasn't going to the bathroom, thank God but he was sitting on the toilet lid smoking and reading a porn magazine. While I stood there for a moment questioning existence he realized how hard I was, a pervy smile spread across his stupid purple face as he got up. "U-uhh v-vincent?? What are y-" I was cut of by the purple man smashing his lips into mine, I jumped in suprise and tried to back up but vincent wrapped his arms around me pulling me closer. I slowly eased into the kiss, Vince and I broke the kiss for air and there was a string of saliva connecting our lips, I breathed heavily as I stared into his blank white eyes. "G-God your so cute" he said smiling and breathing heavily just like me, "sh-shut up.."

(Yay, another chapter of this cringeworthy crap!)