"WATASHI WA BOYFRIEND DESU" I screamed at my crush.
My crush with a shock face backed away and fled with diamond tears flowing in the air. "SON OF A BAKA" She screamed back at me.
I watched as she ran away like a gay guy. I breathed in deeply "Wtf did i just do" I whispered under my breath. I took my bag from under the tree i was near and hooked it behind my back. I walked away from that tree and whistled a song about death.
As i was walking along the streets of Death Street i saw a girl with blazing red hair flowing behind her. i stared at her as we walked by each other. Her hair was covering half her face so only one eye was in sight. But even with that one eye she still didn't bother to look into my beautiful eyes.
I clicked my tongue at her and without any sort of resistance she brought out a huge machine gun out of her small back pocket and started shooting bananas towards my face.
I ducked my head and the bananas started blowing up at the wall behind me. I then used my secret and most effective defence. i started dancing like a ballerina and avoided every banana that was thrown my way. The blazing red hair girl still shot bananas towards me without any signs of exhaustion.
After she shot the last banana, i landed gracefully on the ground like a princess and blew a kiss at her. She blushed and fainted to the ground with a smile on her face. I smiled proudly and congratulated myself "Works everytime." I laughed like a mental patient.
This has nothing to do with the title but oh well.
"Shoot me, daddy" Aisya said as she looked at her phone.
The End
