Aries: I am feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Taurus: Something is telling me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Gemini: Are you a piece of dog shit? Cause I just wanna pick you up.
Cancer: Can i borrow a quarter, I want to call my mom and tell I found the person I'm going to marry.
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Virgo: Baby, you just might be a broom, because you swept me off my feet.
Libra: Do you have the power of wind? Cause you blew me away.
Scorpio: Your place, or mine?
Sagittarius: All those curves, and me with no breaks.
Capricorn: Hi, I make more than you can spend.
Aqaurius: You fasinate me more than the fundemental theory of calcus. Which means you suck...me.
Pisces: Are you as beautiful on the outside as in the inside?
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Zodiac Signs
SonstigesThis book is perfect for the weird people that are always bored, like me. For those interested in astrology or just like this stuff, here are some random things about the Zodiac signs. ~~~ Feel free to leave suggestions as to what to do. Some of t...
