You're Pregnant

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Aries: Wait, what?!

Taurus: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want!

Gemini: Please be twins.

Cancer: *Already has room themes picked out."

Leo: My kid is gonna be even more perfect than I am.

Virgo: .........

Libra: *Celebratory round of shots* Oh fuck...

Scorpio: Ew what?

Capricorn: *Happy crying*

Aquarius: *Apologizes to future child*

Pisces: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!

A/N

TBH, even though I'm Pisces mine would be: Oh shit, my parents are gonna slap me or OML the pain will make me cry, I must not be weak.

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