Aries: " I am going to every concert every and I am going to buy all of ITunes and no one can stop me!"
Taurus: Saves most of the money but every Friday throws big parties with Nicki Minaj.
Gemini: " What if I bought a boat and invited a bunch of people on my boat only to tell them to get the fuck off my boat."
Cancer: "I bought 10 dogs and tomorrow I will buy all the cats!"
Leo: Buys an island and names it after themselves and only dogs live on it.
Virgo: " I just made a blog to show everyone how rich I am and how I just got Beyoncé to perform at my birthday party. "
Libra: Actually swings on the chandelier in a huge mansion and ends up killing themselves when the chandelier falls.
Scorpio: Finally gets Hulu plus.
Sagittarius: Buys designer wear and walks down a spiral stair case for no reason.
Capricorn: Buys 2 islands, a castle and 3 summer homes all while on a private jet bathing in money.
Aquarius: " I shall buy 5 oceans. I am Poseidon..."
Pisces: " I just filled my pool with expensive champagne and all my pets are swimming in it and I don't know how to fix this..."
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis book is perfect for the weird people that are always bored, like me. For those interested in astrology or just like this stuff, here are some random things about the Zodiac signs. ~~~ Feel free to leave suggestions as to what to do. Some of t...
