My ability to keep my mouth shut is honestly amazing.
So here's the story
there's this old guy on a canoe trip with us and he was late so he couldn't make himself a freaking sandwich for lunch. So i was being nice and i made him a sandwich. Now this guy looked like the 'meat and potatoes' kind of guy so like i don't know what the fuck he likes so i put a bunch of meat on a sandwich, and was like there ya fcking go bud.
So then when he was given it at lunch he kinda of looked at it weird but he took it anyway.
So then when lunch is done this fucker has the nerve to go up to someone and say 'i need to speak to the person who made my sandwich." then he goes to my dad and says 'that sandwich was awful! there was four different kinds of meat on it. it was disgusting!" then he walks up to me and says "You need to learn how to make a proper sandwich because that was awful'
LIKE FUCK OFF
FUCK
that pissed me off and i didn't say anything
like make your own sandwich you mother fucker
or starve for fuck sake
But this guy is such a perve too
so he was massaging a girls shoulders and then says 'would you be made if i moved my hands to the front' as in like he wanted to touch her tits.
then he went to the other girl in our group and says something to her like 'i'd be chasin after you if i wasn't married' or some shit like that
like you're disgusting
go fuck yourself old man
