Jojo's Bizarre Headcanons and Stuff

Headcanon #1

Josuke, Okuyasu, Jotaro and Rohan sometime hotbox a car and everyone handles it very differently. Okuyasu get's super hungry and obnoxious and craves Tonio's more than ever while constantly asking Josuke to go get food because "his stomach is going fruity loops". Josuke is just there saying very profound shit while his eyes are so dilated to the point that there's hardly any blue left in his eyes he also occasionally reminds Okuyasu that if they go to Tonio's the stoned effect would probably go away. Jotaro is a very sad and horny man while stoned but after he denies anything of what he did after while stoned. Rohan ends up being a HUGE mess and after one hit he just laughs hysterically the entire time while making fun of everyone. Much like how a 13 year old would.

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Jotaro: "Yeah so like I divorced my wife and I left her with my 4 year old daughter in America to come here."

Josuke: "What the fuck?"

Jotaro: "Yeah also my best friend died in Egypt like 10 years ago and I killed a 120 year old vampire who is the only reason we have stands in the first place."

Josuke, and pretty much everyone else: "What the F U C K. You're gay? But you had a wife and a child."

Jotaro: "I'M ALLOWED TO BE BISEXUAL OKAY?! LET ME *sniffle* LIVE!"

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Rohan: Hahahaha! Look at that highwaisted Koichi, he's got feminine hips!!

Koichi: NO THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT!

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Sometimes Josuke and Okuyasu like to do little pranks on Jotaro when they're all high and one time Jotaro wasn't actually high yet. Josuke and Okuyasu spent a good 30 minutes working on a lovely "present".

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Josuke, with Okuyasu laughing behind him: "H-Hey Jotaro... I-I pfft..... Okuyasu and I made this for y-you" *the two of them hold up a large plush dolphin with a fleshlight sewn into it*

Jotaro, very unamused: Josuke, don't call me out like this. Besides where the fuck did you even get that fleshlight you're like 5 years old."

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