This Is Why You Should Never Let Me Petsit...

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Me: Welcome back! *Awkward pause* So...I've got some good news, and some bad news.  You know your fish?  Yeah, well, I was cleaning his bowl...and I kinda accidentally chopped him up in the blender...

Friend: *Looks at me stupidly* What's the good news?

Me: Bubbles was delicious.

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