Three Drunk Guys

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Three drunk guys entered a taxi.  The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again.  He told them, “We have reached your destination.”

The first guy gave him money, the second guy said, “Thank you,” and the third guy gave the driver a slap.

The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did.  But he asked, “What’s that for?”

The third guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

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