Lord of the flies- Rants & Bants

Why am i so obessesed with Roger?

You all must of known this was coming... like come one... No? Ok then.

Anyway yeah. If you didn't know I'm obsessed with Roger. It's official, your all invited to our wedding... that will only happen in a future chapter... cause sadly he's fictional... but let's pretend it does happen... know onto the actual reason I made this chapter.

Why am I so obsessed with Roger. It's a question I ask myself every morning, evening and night... so basically everyday 24/7. I mean, should I really cause this an obsession? It should be called a addiction, a unhealthy addiction... that sounded wrong. Forget that, I'll just use obsession.

But why is the real question, why do I like this evil, devilish, character that killed piggy, who let's face it, everyone saw it coming in the 1990 film, and hopefully I'm not the only one that thinks that... -awkward laugh- I'm normal ok!? But why, am I just naturally obsessed with bad guys? I mean bad guys are pretty hot, for example the joker in Gotham and let's not forget suicide squad... and Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter, -cough- -cough- which is the greatest book and film series, because like I'm British and a proud hufflepuff.

Right getting distracted, where was I? Right Roger from lord of the flies. I STILL DONT FORGIVE ROGER ABOUT KILLING SIMONS PET!
Roger- "didn't know it was his bloody pet-"
"THATS NOT THE POINT, SIMONS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. AND YOU HURT MY DARLINGS FEELINGS"

What is happening this chapters longer that usual? It's like 3am and I'm hyper as f***
Simon- (from the heavens) "don't swear, it's bad for you"
"Yes darling"

I need help. Someone help me, like physically and mentally help me.
And your all annoyed that I didn't answer why I'm obsessed with Roger... umm
Anyway, mine and Rogers wedding will be soon, so stay tuned for that.
So bye bye for now