Conor and jack were walking down the street because they can. Then some dude came up like 'yo have you heard my new song?' And jack and conor be like 'da fuq?' And he was like 'I'm Collin meeeehnard' and conor was like 'nah' and drop kicked him across the road into a pack of milfs who savaged him to death. Conor and jack went and got ice cream.
I'm so talented
Don't lie
You know I am
.........shut up
YOU ARE READING
I look handsome
Short StoryYeeeaaaah so I don't really know wtf this is it just kinda happened one night when me and my friend were hyper af so yeah XD
