Queer Penguins

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JaredSlyman to The Squad

JaredSlyman: I'm gay

AlanaBecck: Congrats?

BestMurph: Wow

Mainstreem: Okay?

prettymurph: wow we finally have something in common

BestMurph: CONNOR????

JaredSlyman: Oh so it's a surprise for him but not for me?

prettymurph: oh yeah zoe if you didn't know i'm gay

BestMurph: I mean I had a feeling

JaredSlyman: Well, I'm gay but also Demisexual I guess?

Mainstreem: No one's surprised you're gay Jared

JaredSlyman: ...

AlanaBecck: I'm a lesbian.

BestMurph: :00

Mainstreem: That's cool Alana!

AlanaBecck: I don't search for relationships but.. Nothing about guys is good to me.

prettymurph: oh, same for me but i love boys and i hate girls

JaredSlyman: CONNOR LOVES SOMETHING????

Mainstreem: :O

prettymurph: shocking ikr

BestMurph: I'm Pan(:

prettymurph: my sister is queer??

AlanaBecck: Ah that's so cool (-:

JaredSlyman: So,, Evan

Mainstreem: Yes?

JaredSlyman: ...

Mainstreem: ??

prettymurph: ,,,,,

BestMurph: . . .

Mainstreem: ???

AlanaBecck: ............

Mainstreem: ???

JaredSlyman: ARE YOU GAY?

Mainstreem: Oh

Mainstreem: No, Bi

JaredSlyman: Ohhh

prettymurph: makes sense

JaredSlyman: So we got two gays, a lesbian, a pan, and a bi

BestMurph: the queers flock together like penguins

AlanaBecck: PENGUINS

BestMurph: PENGUIN SQUAD

prettymurph: squad goals

Mainstreem renamed group Queer Penguins

JaredSlyman: WAIT

AlanaBecck: Jared?

prettymurph: ?

BestMurph: um

JaredSlyman: E V A N

Mainstreem: Uh, Yes??

JaredSlyman: YOUR USERNAME IS A FUCKING PUN

AlanaBecck: 0-:

BestMurph: pun?

JaredSlyman: MAINS TREE M

BestMurph: OH MY GOD

prettymurph: how predictable

AlanaBecck: I'm not surprised

Mainstreem: I CAN FEEL THE JUDGEMENT

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prettymurph sent a direct message to Mainstreem

prettymurph: do u wanna come over tmrw?

Mainstreem: Only if you correct your grammar you turnip.

prettymurph: t u r n i p

Mainstreem: Yes, you're a turnip

prettymurph: thx bb

Mainstreem: GRAMMAR

prettymurph: Would thy like to attend my house tomorrow?

Mainstreem: ATTEND your HOUSE???

prettymurph: IDK SHAKEPIRE

Mainstreem: S H A K E P I R E

Mainstreem: I ASKED FOR GRAMMAR NOT SHAKESPEARE

prettymurph: CAN YOU PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW EVAN HANSEN

Mainstreem: YES I WOULD LIKE THAT

prettymurph: OKAY GOODNIGHT

Mainstreem: GOODNIGHT

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