Cake/Kaylor - LEZZ CHAT

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Cara: Hi guys 😏

Karlie: What in god's name is this about, Cara?

Kendall: Yeah, what's this game again?

Cara: Okay, dudes. Can y'all chill your t!ts, it's Christmas Break and I'm bored af here in London so it's either y'all gonna talk to me or I'm gonna slit my throat and no Cara for you all.

Kendall: I don't see what's wrong with that.

Cara: Oh you love me.

Taylor: Why am I here?

Cara: Cause you're a big fat homo.

Taylor: I'm not gay!!!

Karlie: Neither am I.

Kendall: Who are you kidding?

Cara: See? Even my baby knows.

Kendall: I'm not gay.

Cara: Say that again while my tongue's in your throat.

Taylor: Guys! TMI.

Cara: Oh you virgin wannabe.

Karlie: I'm gonna mute this -_-

Cara: Don't you fucking dare!

Taylor: Language please.

Karlie: Hey, where are you?

Taylor: Me?

Cara: No, the priest -_-

Taylor: Fuck off.

Cara: Language please 😏

Taylor: Nashville, Karlie.

Karlie: Oh, I'm in St. Louis.

Cara: *cough* No one's asking *cough*

Karlie: 🔪🔪🔪

Cara: 😘😘😘

Cara: Babe?

Taylor: What?

Karlie: What?

Cara: Not you -_-

Kendall: What?

Cara: :-D

Kendall: -_-

Cara: Merry Christmas 😘

Kendall: It's 9 days before Christmas

Cara: :-(

Kendall: Merry Christmas, C 😘

Cara: 😍😍😍

Karlie: *vomits*

Taylor: X_X