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Cara: Baby?

Kendall: Yes, baby?

Cara: I miss you :*

Kendall: I miss you too, baby 💔

Cara: I can't wait to see you tomorrow 😘

Kendall: I know. I feel you 😢

Cara: Baby?

Karlie: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU GUYS STOP IT?!

Taylor: Karlie's right. I know you guys just worked things up and in the cuddly phase but I'm so close to throwing the hell up.

Karlie: And don't you guys have DM's?!

Cara: Okay, first of all, you guys are such bitter assholes. Second, I MADE THIS GROUP CHAT. I'M ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.

Karlie: THEN WHY'D YOU ADD US?!

Cara: YOU CANT CALL IT A GROUP IF IM ALONE YOU KNOW?

Karlie: YOU'RE SUCH A NON-SENSE ASS.

Kendall: GUYS QUIT IT.

Taylor: children -_-

Karlie: SHE STARTED IT!

Taylor: KARLIEEEEE!

Karlie: Sorry, baby 😚

Cara: Eww.

Kendall: What's that, baby?

Cara: Nothing, sweetheart 😍

Karlie: Wipe the drool off your face.

Cara: F^ck you.

Karlie: Won't Kendall be jealous?

Kendall: Meh, go on.

Taylor: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

Cara: -3-

Kendall: Just kidding. Love you!

Cara: Pfft.

Karlie: Such a kid -_-

Cara: asshole.

Karlie: proud to be 😏

Taylor: My dad just called.

Cara: Karlie?

Taylor: SCOTT SWIFT, MY DAD, JUST CALLED.

Cara: Oh, I thought your other daddy 😏

Kendall: LMAOOOO.

Taylor: that's not attractive at all, Kendall.

Kendall: you call Karlie "daddy". Nothing offends me.

Taylor: You're dating a 1 year old Brit, that should offend you.

Kendall: You're dating Karlie... okay, I get your point.

Taylor: 😏

Karlie: 😏

Cara: 😭😭😭

Kendall: won't have it any other way though.

Cara: 😊😍

Taylor: 😒😒😒

Taylor: Anyway, as I was saying, Dad called and he's inviting y'all to come to their anniversary party this weekend. Not that you wouldn't come if he hasn't anyway.

Karlie: your dad loves us 😊

Kendall: And we love Scott!

Cara: yeah, if I'm into men, I'd probably do him 😏

Taylor: OH MY GOOOD THAT'S THE MOST DISTURBING DISGUSTING SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!!!

Kendall: SERIOUSLY, CARA? That's gross.

Cara: I WAS KIDDING. YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

Karlie: Oh sure you are.

Kendall: I seriously think I may not be able to get wet again.

Cara: 😣😣😣

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