Cake/Kaylor - LEZZ CHAT

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HOW GREAT IS LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO ?! I SRSLY CANT WAIT FOR THE WHOLE ALBUM TO COME OUT! and for kaylor to come out -_-
Another thing, KARLIE'S OFFICIALLY JOINING THE VSFS 2017. LIFES GETTING GOOD!!
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Cara: Guys I have to tell you something

Karlie: wut

Cara: I'm being serious

Karlie: wut

Cara: like it's really big

Karlie: how big

Cara: bigger than Nick Minaj's booty

Taylor: srsly?

Cara: bigger than Kylie's lips

Kendall: hey!!!

Cara: bigger than them dicks

Taylor: gross

Cara: bigger than a rabbit's teeth

Kendall: where is this going?

Karlie: nowhere

Cara: bigger than my crashed dreams

Karlie: that's depressing dude

Cara: bigger than Trump's head

Taylor: now that's just impossible

Cara: guys

Cara: I'm pregnant

Karlie: ok

Cara: HOW ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?!

Taylor: well, if that's true then the bigger issue here is Kendall growing a penis which is more concerning than you being preggy

Karlie: did you just say preggy? 😂

Taylor: I'm not proud of it

Kendall: if someone's to be pregnant here it has gotta be me

Cara: and why's that?

Kendall: cuz im dating a dick -w-

Cara: :0

Karlie: shots fired

Cara: babe?

Kendall: yes ;)

Cara: are you a painting?

Kendall: why? Cuz you wanna nail me against the wall? ;P

Cara: no

Cara: I wanna hang you

Taylor: :O

Cara: nailed it :D

Kendall: baby?

Cara: yes baby? :3

Kendall: the couch is ready for you. Gnight

Karlie: #TeamKennyAllTheWay

Cara: well sht
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#TeamKenny or #TeamCara ???

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