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I like feline face paint okay
I think I was the oldest kid getting free face paint F U C K
But a lot of cute little kids waved at me or said hi shyly because I'm a mothafackin' tiger
Oh fucking shit I kinda unintentionally become a cat on a daily basis because 1. Cat-eye glasses 2. Sneezing like a kitten (This is just my legit sneeze) 3. I rub my nose in a downwards motion like cats 4. People in general tell me just my personality and actions are cat-like
I'm just chilling at my step brother's house and petting his dog when she walks away Then my mother starts petting my hair "Why at you touching my hair I'm not a dog" "Because your hair is silky and fluffy and soft like the dog's and I miss doing your hair" DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR PLEASE I'M HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE
