Because messy hair is aesthetic
Why are my hands huge as hell?
(The better to hold my girlfriend's hand with)Yesterday in a nutshell:
Person: Why did you draw a heart on your cheek? It reminds me of Harley Quinn
Me: *points to shirt of Suicide Squad Harley Quinn*
Person: Ohhhhhhh
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Person: Is that a tear? Did you kill someone?
Me: It's a heart
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Person: What happened?
Me: IT'S EYELINERSister: *facetiming someone on Facebook*
Me: *walks into her room with my ruffled, curly, poofy, and messy*
Sister: Oh my sister just walked in. She looks like trash
Me: *flips her and her camera off*