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Boiiiiii I'm sparkly as fuck Me: *does not regularly wear makeup* Friend: Are you wearing makeup? Me: *Is confused* No Friend: *starts getting in my face and rubs my eyelids* YES YOU ARE Me: NO I'M NOT Friend: *checks hands* Oh, it's not eyeshadow Me: I KNOW Friend: BUT WHY ARE YOUR EYELIDS GREYISH PURPLY AND SHINY? Me: LACK OF SLEEP. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
