IRONY KILLS (Jeff the killer)

Chapter 10

>WHHHHAAAAAAT? TWO UPDATES IN ONE WEEK????

SINCE WHEN DOES IRONICSTORM UPDATE HER STORIES!?!?

Well, looks like she does right now!

Why is IronicStrom referring to herself in the third person??

PROBABLY BECAUSE SHES BORED AT SOME SCHOOL FEILD TRIP AND IT'S KINDA LATE AT NIGHT AND SHE HASNET SLEPT IN DAYS SO SHE WROTE THIS ON HER PHONE. <

-IRONYS POV-

"Today's the day!!!" Scarlet smiles excitedly holding a basket of random herbs, plants, bottles, and crap like that that she said was needed. It also held a knife and one of her old books.

"Erm, yeah... I guess it is." I sent her a nervously guilty half smile and shrugged. "So at sunset, right?"

"Yeah! I've already talked this out with the others, and in order for this to happen I'm going to need you to strip naked, and-"

"WAIT, what the fuck! No!" I yelled in defiance. " I'm not gonna strip naked in front of a bunch of murderers!"

"Calm down Irony!" She rose her voice keeping her usual calmness. "I know what I'm going and in order to do this you have to be in your purest form!" Scarlet rose her voice on the word have as if it would make me understand.

Well.

It didn't.

I glared at her crossing my arms. "So how is this gonna work?"

"Okay, so, at sundown you are going to be stripped naked, and lie under a tree. I'm going to put Toby's newly sacrificed body next to you and cover you with his blood," at that moment I wanted to vomit. "And chant a few things. You will fall asleep and wake again in exactly 24 hours."

I nodded.

-SCARLETS POV-

I looked up at the pinkish purple sky with a smile then looked at Irony who's hand I was holding so the others could see her. She wore nothing but a robe to cover herself from the breeze that I was almost absolutely sure she could not feel in her current state of being.

"Ready?" I smiled as she hesitantly nodded and reached down grabbing my basket before walking her to the tree I had chosen just days before when I had found the enchantment that would bring my beloved Irony back to this plane. I released my hold of her hand and extended it as I watched her strip from the robe to reveal her bare skin; she handed me the robe and laid under the tree flat on her back as I had told her before. The Slenderman, or Slendy as he asked me to call him, approached me.

Irony was not comfortable with all the creepypasta attending this ceremony but I was in need of assistance, who better to ask than the one who seems to be able to do it all? Besides, it seemed she trusted him.

I looked up at him and smiled a smile almost as big as Jeff's. "Mr Slenderman, would you please hold this?"I said holding the basket up for him to grab; and he did so. "Do you have the dog?" He nodded and lifted up the dead furry husky carcass of Ironys long time pet and companion, Toby. I felt no remorse for the animal, but Irony seemed too. "Set it beside her." I ordered the faceless man; feeling as if I was the one in charge for once. He fulfilled my request.

I once again looked up at the sky which was more of a dark blue than anything at this moment, My heart dropped, I had taken too much time for this and missed my marking, however there was still a chance for this all to not go to waste, perhaps with a few side effects but this was our only chance seeing that the dog was already dead. We wouldn't be able to do this with a body that wasn't newly dead and close to heart.

I levitated the body of Toby and held it over Ironys nude body letting the blood drip onto her skin, she shut her eyes tightly and looked away in disgust, it seemed that she could cry. I lowered the body onto her so that their two bodies made a lowercase "t" then looked up at the Slenderman.

"The herbs please, if you will." I said as nicely as posable; I saw the muscles of his face curve into what would likely be a smile if there were any features on his blank canvas. He handed over my basket and and I returned the kind jester of his smile and actions with a smile of my own. "Thank you."

I grabbed the basket and with a glow of my eyes levitated a few specific herbs out of the basket. I levitated them above Irony and Toby, grinding them with my ability until they were dust and fell with the wind. Ironys head quickly arched back and she screamed an ear splitting scream that could reach the inner city from the deep woods we were currently inhabiting, after doing so her body went limp. I walked over to her holding my basket and pulled out a small bottle of orange liquid and poured it on her and Toby. The liquid stained her pale skin and I reached back into the basket and grabbed the very knife Jeff had killed thousands with. I was actually surprised he let me borrow it, seeing how possessive he was over the thing. He said he wanted to be involved in this one or another so I let him do so.

I put the impossibly sharp blade against the palm of my left hand and watched as the droplets of crimson liquid dripped down slowly. I smiled and smeared the blood across the foreheads of the two bodies.

At that moment I was done. I turned with my things in hand and walked towards the pasta household as the Slenderman followed then walked under the night sky until I reached my destination.