#ТиКвоЗнаеш?

Inglesh

You know you've reached the balance between loving others and loving yourself when the only things you wanna spread are love, positivity, and your legs. 👌✌

No one likes spoiled children, so be sure to use some kind of airtight container when storing leftovers.

I'm in a constant state of "I can't even." because I know I'm always odd.

I sit here, brokenhearted. Came to poop but only farted.

I'm the most famous pirate out there. I have lots of mates on board. So many. But people seem to look disgusted when I tell them that I roll in my seamen. What's wrong? They're just so many.