Happy day

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Ok I know that there are like 0 of you who need to know this but yesterday we the 4th of July (derp) and that makes this the 5th (well yeah) and two months ago today I got my first (no Dillon counts) no he doesn't (what do you mean he doesn't count) he came out as gay last month which means he doesn't count (YOUR EX BOYFRIEND IS GAY)
Yes but we're still friends you know I love gay people (yeah there the best) now please go away (mer) where was I (two months ago today) YEP. Two months ago to day I got my first boyfriend and yesterday I met his mom and she met my mom and she said my name wrong an I was slightly offended... but that's not important rn (uuummmhuum) I SAID STOP(fine) so today is my two month anniversary

And I don't even get to see my boyfriend (that must really suck) STOP TALKING (you really should stop talking to yourself) then stop responding

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