This musical's about my life, and I love this musical as much as I love calling Jefferson Jeffershit.
But we need to agree there are mistakes there. I'm not attacking anything.
I'm just... saying.
1. "1776 New York City": Marquis de Lafayette only came to America on 1777. NEXT!
2. "I have a sister but I want a little brother": I had 8 children. 8. And at the time Philip was 8, I was with... ...Sometimes I confuse their names (You know... James Alexander, Alexander Jr, Philip II... GAAAAAH), but it was a boy.
3. "Put what we had aside": ANGELICA, YOU WERE MARRIED WHEN WE MET
4. "I'm burning the letters...": Dear, you only burned 'em down when I was already dead. Nobody actually knows the reason, really...
5. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!": Okay... Philip died. But Eacker wasn't such this of a dick. He count to 10, and both him and my son stood awkwardly at each other when THIS SON OF JOHN ADAMS SHOT HIM OUT OF NOWHERE! I'MMA DUEL HIM!
6. Look, Aaron Burr wasn't Lee's second at the duel. I'm so sorry. It's truth, It was Mr. Edwards :)
Apart from all that
This musical is my life.
No, literally.
It's about meh :p
YOU ARE READING
The Bastard Orphan Rants
De TodoI don't know what I am doing. Thanks, Mrs. @Jayette_Holmes7 for the cover. I am hella sexy. And farmer refuted behind... Seabury's crying in a corner.
