[Kurt Hummel]:
He's sex on a stick
And sings like a dream
He's got a super long... uh, magic trick
If you know what I mean
He's sex on a stick
And sings like a dream
Too bad if you're a chick
'Cause he doesn't play for your team
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
He's a diva and a lover
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
Even hotter than his brother
He's a teenage dream
And my missing puzzle piece
He makes all the girls scream
Even when he fills his hair with grease
He's a teenage dream
And my missing puzzle piece
So hot he lets off steam
Looks like a god straight from Greece
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
A diva and a lover
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
Even hotter than his brother
He takes my breath away
And wears a lot of bow ties
He's really fucking gay
But he once thought he was bi
He takes my breath away
And wears a lot of bow ties
I could stare at him all day
HES SO CUTE I WANNA DIE
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
A diva and a lover
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
Even hotter than his brother
Blaine! I wanna kiss you!
Blaine! I really miss you!
Blaine! I need a tissue!
Blaine! Is this you?!
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
A diva and a lover
He's Blaine Devon Anderson
Even hotter than his brother
BLAINE DEVON ANDERSOOOON
This is obviously a joke 😂... well I hope it was obvious. This is absolutely terrible. Even more terrible than my other songs which will soon be posted, be prepared, they're shit.
But my good ole fren 0Procrastination0 is convinced that I'm good at songwriting and the only way to get her to stop going on about how I should post them is by... posting them 😂
I apologise profoundly
*this was from Kurt's perspective btw*
