Popee The Performer x Reader (Oneshots)

Impressions (Popee X Reader)

Ｉｍ　ａｌｉｖｅ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｌｏｎｇｅｓｔ　ｏｎｅ　ｂｙ　ｆａｒ　ｓｏ　ｗｏｏｐｉｄｙ　ｄｏｏ？

Ｔｈｉｓ　ｈａｓ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｉｎ　ｄｒａｆｔｓ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｗｈｉｌｅ (despite being done for just as long COUGH)

Ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｏｒｙ　ａｌｌｕｄｅｓ　ｔｏ　Ｐｏｐｅｅ　ａｎｄ　ｒｅａｄｅｒ　ａｌｒｅａｄｙ　ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ　（ｆｏｒ　ｏｎｃｅ）

TRIGGER WARNING(S): None, there's just fluff?

You were going to be in so much trouble because of this.Hell, you were probably going to get killed if he found out but it was worth it.Atleast it seemed worth it at the time.

"Kedamono!" The wolf jumped at the booming voice and turned to you slowly, his expression went from surprised to horrified when he saw you.You, being the idiot you were, decided it would be a good idea to 'borrow' Popee's hat and suit while he was gone.

"What are you doing?" He watched you in disbelief as you digged through his satchel and took out a knife .He covered his mask with his paws and sighed while you continued to rummage and throw stuff around.

"This thing is basically bottomless..." You stuffed your entire arm into the bag, completely disregarding Keda's panicked muttering and pacing.You pulled out a bomb this time and quickly chucked it before closing the bag in fear of what else was in there."Ok no more looking through that" You instead focused on the swaying tail behind you.

Did it react to emotions or just moved at random? Does it have a mind of it's own? Maybe it could do some weird shit you didn't know of? Kedamono grabbed your face and lowered you to his level making you forget your questions.

"He is going to kill us" You swatted his hands away and looked at him.

"Wouldn't he just go after me? I am the one wearing his suit"

"He's Popee, it doesn't matter who's wearing the suit he's going to kill us both and you know it!" You tap your chin thoughtfully before shrugging.

"Well that's to bad cause im going to keep wearing it" His mask now had tear marks going down but you only ruffled his fur in response."Stop being a drama queen" He crossed his arms and turned away from you with a 'hmph'.

You rolled your eyes and pressed the bunny hat forward.Clearing your throat you tapped Kedamono's shoulder and...

"You should know better than to ignore me Keda" It was difficult to do but you were able to do a decent Popee voice.A voice to which Kedamono started cackling at.You stood tall, trying to be as over the top as the young performer was and continued talking."I am the best performer there ever was" you posed and the wolf started laughing even harder to your surprise and confusion.

It wasn't even that funny but his laugh was contagious and you started to chuckle too.Soon enough you were both dying on the floor, taking turns impersonating Popee.Kedamono even took his hat and started talking like him which made you both wheeze hysterically.Up until he came back.

You hadn't noticed at first because he was facing your back but Kedamono's expression, one that showed genuine fear, was a sign that he was behind you.His ears were lowered while he shakily put the hat back on your head and started scooting away at a surprising speed.You turned to him and-- wow he looked beyond pissed.You prayed to yourself for a second before smiling up at him.

"Hey?" His fists clenched on both sides of him.Your gaze shifted to the satchel and with one quick move you pulled out a bomb, ultimately making Popee jump back in fear.You took this as your chance to run and you booked it out of there though you knew he would catch up.

With an almost animalistic yell he jumped at you but you were quick to jump over the prop chest and have him crash into that instead.While he was busy rubbing his now sore head you hid in your tent.You weren't even scared anymore this was like a game, a normal occurrence even.

Yeah...normal.

You could hear him shouting at the poor wolf from where you were but knew better than to show yourself.You waited for a couple of minutes and decided to peek at what was going on.You open your tent a little and look around, a relieved sigh escaping you.

Not a second later did you hear him yell out your name and see him rush at you.You screeched and scurried out of the way.You jumped onto the other side of the fence and laughed as Popee wandered around,you could practically hear him breathing through his teeth.

You shakily climbed back over the fence and run off again.You bump into Papi and almost topple over but he was quick to acknowledge the commotion and pick you up by the back of your suit.You saw Popee carrying a bat and squirmed vigorously in attempts to escape Papi's grasp though it was futile.

He sighed and walked towards Popee, you still unable to touch the ground.He looks down at his son who only grimaced in return.He yanks the bat out of his hand and throws it away then grabs him by his shirt.

"What are you two doing" Papi sighed as Popee and you tried to hit eachother.He spreads his arms to keep you away from eachother.

"Popee's trying to kill me"

"Because you stole my suit"

"You steal from everyone all the time"

"No I don't"

"Yes you do" Papi said and you smirked.

"Who's side are you on?" Popee crossed his arms.

"Neither, both of you are causing a huge ruckus and it's scaring paola" He put both of you down and pinched the bridge of his nose."Just go to sleep or kill eachother quietly" He walked away leaving the two of you in silence.

You scrunched your nose before taking off the hat and handing it to him.He scoffed and motioned for his suit.

"No way dude, it's warm" He growled.

"Which is why I want it"

"Get a blanket or something" You turn to go back to your tent, the situation had died down so you had no worry about him trying to attack you again.You exhale through your nose and roll onto your bed.

You were just about to fall asleep when your covers were yanked away.You didn't need to turn to known it was Popee.He wrapped your blanket around himself.

"Excuse me but I want the blanket back"

"You said to get a blanket" He looked at you innocently before he cracks smile.

"Not mine"

"Well if I had my suit, I wouldn't need this" You covered your face with your hands and slowly dragged them down with a loud groan.You unzip the costume with a yawn and throw it at him.He gives a content hum and unties the covers only to go under them with you.

"What are you doing now?" He presses his face against the back of your neck while his arms circled your sides.You squirm and kick at him to let you go but he kicked back."You have your suit" You retort as he clings to your shirt.

"You're more comfortable" He was clearly falling asleep as he slurred his words.You didn't answer, deciding it best not to question it anymore.It wasn't like he was going to change his mind.

Hopefully you could fall asleep before he starts snoring.