𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴

pref. 44 - wierd texts

weird texts from each other:

daniel:
danny boiii 💓: babe why is the sky blue?
me: idek, but why is the grass green?
danny boiii💓: ya got me. i'm stumped.
me: jack has made a request that we stop texting bc we were right next to each other.
danny boiii💓: never.
me: DUCK!!!
danny boiii 💓: QUACK!!!
danny boiii💓: owwwwwww my head.
me: i said duck.
danny boiii💓: i didn't know jack was gonna throw his water bottle at me.
me: your so dumb sometimes, i swear. smh 🤦‍♀️😂
danny boiii💓: but ya love me.
me: true 💘
INCOMING CALL FROM NOODLE HAIR 😊

jonah:
marais 💕: can we have a kid?
me: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F-ING MIND?
marais💕: what? we have enough room.
me: you must me drunk.
marais💕: yOu mUsT bE DruNk
me: what are you talking about jonah roth marais?
marais💕: I WANT A BABY GOAT!!! 🐐🐐🐐
me: you are so goddamn dumb. 🤦‍♀️
marais💕: so what'd ya say y/n?
me: might as well. i give up at this point.
marais💕: OMG I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
me: shut up.
marais💕: but babe don't worry, we'll have some real kids soon 😏😏😏
me: kys 😂🤦‍♀️
(a/n: see my wes10 joke?)

corbyn:
cornbread💘: tonight baby, i want to lay you on my bed, make love to you, while you scratch my back and go crazy.
me: WTF!!! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME THAT STUFF LIKE THAT CORBYN BESSON? ya know i'm pure.
cornbread💘: i was just trying to say "hey". damn autocorrect.
me: babahahahahahhahaha
me: come over. nice cover up. i know your horny.
cornbread💘: open your door.
me: jesus take the wheel.

jack:
george washington💞: soooo, i heard you like bad boys.
me: occasionally.
george washington💞: well, not to brag, but one time my teacher said "raise your hand if you know the answer."
george washington💞: i knew the answer.
george washington💞: but i didn't raise my hand.
me: *GASP*
me: what class was it?
george washington💞: math.
me: are you sure you were knew your answer was right?
george washington💞: yes.
me: i find that hard to believe. this is coming from the boy who could multiply 7x9 when i was helping you with your homework last week.
george washington💞: ur annoying.
me: good.
george washington💞: get your ass over here.
me: jesus, if your listening, i'm gonna need you to come down from heaven a little faster.
george washington💞: oml. smh. 🤦‍♀️
george washington💞: only you y/n. 💘😂

zach:
me: BABE I HAVE A PICK UP LINE. AND IT MIGHT BE BETTER THAN YOURS!
rosie cheeks💝: better than mine? i don't think that's even possible.
me: try me bish 🤦‍♀️
rosie cheeks💝: whatever. ok, shoot.
me: i'd smash you like a bug.
rosie cheeks💝: OML IM DED BAHAHAHAHA! who told you that one?
me: bob duncan.
rosie cheeks💝: bish where?
me: in the comments of wes10's video.
me: oh and btw i love kangaroos, potty john is pjs real name is glc and ur adopted.
rosie cheeks💝: are you ok?
me: idek anymore.
rosie cheeks💝: i think the waitress gave you too many glasses of lime juice tonight.
me: tOo mAnY gLaSSeS oF LImE jUiCE.
rosie cheeks💝: i'm coming back over.
me: i'M cOMinG bAcK oVEr.
rosie cheeks💝: i love you my living meme.
me: LiVInG mEMe
rosie cheeks💝: shut up and open your door please.
me: opEn yOUr DoOr pLEaSe. jkkkk coming