his dirty pick up line:
daniel: you must be medusa bc you make me rock hard.
corbyn: call me leaves bc you should be blowing me.
jonah: are you a tortilla? bc i want to flip you over and eat you out. (😂bahahaha)
jack: i might not go down in history...but i'll go down on you.
zach: i want you to be the girl that takes my virginity.
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😏😏😏these are awful 😂
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