"Star Wars batsman crossover cat" ~ @commdexwolffe1
There once was a lady named El, who for some reason thought she was going to marry Luke Skywalker.
She thought this because she was on medication, of mentos.
Then somehow by pure luck became Batman, but with cats. Since she was deathly afraid of cats after hers ate ALL of her mentos!
Catman started crying because she realized she was out of mentos, Christine had stolen them!
She swooped over to Christine's house with her cat claws in hand.
And then found out that Christine was dead.
Then went to jail because the police thought that she had killed Christine.
YOU ARE READING
Mentos (In Progress)
RandomThis is a joke, My mother told me to write about Mentos. -shrug-
