"ERMERGERD SLEEPOVERS ARE AMAZING!!!!!" El squealed, almost bursting everyone's eardrums.
"EL." Christine snarled, "Shut up!"
"Sorry." El said, rolling her eyes.
"We're all here to worship Mentos, the god of Mentos. He's pretty cool." Charles said.
A murmur of "Mhm." and "Yeah totally bruh." s went through the room.
"So, how are we going to worship this amazing god." someone in the crowd asked.
"We sacrifice one of our own," Christine said with a blood-curdling smile.
"How about we make friendship bracelets?" said El, and the same time as Christine.
Christine scowled at El, "I say El is our first sacrifice."
El screeched as the many Mentos lovers swarmed her, ultimately tying her up and putting her on a stone table that happened to be in Charles' basement where they were meeting.
"Now we kill her!" Jeff cried out from the crowd.
Then someone stabbed El.
"That was a letdown." Someone said.
"Maybe we should make friendship bracelets." Another said.
Then they made friendship bracelets.
Thanks for reading! Idk what was going through my mind when I wrote this, cult-style thingy chapter. Sorry ppls ':0
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De TodoThis is a joke, My mother told me to write about Mentos. -shrug-
