"Its not sad, but uh....I kinda don't know? Exactly? Something to do with computers or some shit most likely."
"Wait, story time"
"Don't tell Alana, but
This dude sold me a basket full of bathbombs. So of COURSE I gladly accepted the bathbombs, I mean sure the guy looked sketchy and smelled like cocaine and semen but they were being sold for only 7 dollars. I feel like I did a good deed today, giving money to the less fortunate. And now I can crush the bathbombs and bake it into a brownie feeding it to the elderly and others."
"After all, I am a nice young man willing to give back to the community."