"Don't tellAlana, but Thisdude sold me abasketfullof bathbombs. SoofCOURSEIgladlyacceptedthebathbombs, Imeansuretheguylookedsketchyandsmelledlikecocaineandsemenbuttheywerebeingsoldforonly 7 dollars. IfeellikeIdidagooddeedtoday, givingmoneytothelessfortunate. AndnowIcancrushthebathbombsandbakeitintoabrowniefeedingittotheelderlyandothers."
"Afterall, Iamaniceyoung man willingto give backtothecommunity."