The Strays (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Let's Rumble

"I'm so sorry!" Junichirou apologizes and Atsushi was left there in shock.

"Even though it was for your exam, I was so rude to you. My name is Tanizaki Junichirou. I'm an assistant of sorts at the agency." Junichirou apologizes.

"Please, it's all right." Atsushi says.

"And this is----" Junichirou began to say then Naomi wrapped her arms around his neck and hugged him.

"His little sister Naomi." Naomi introduces.

"You're siblings? I don't see a family resemblance." Atsushi says then I smack the back of his head.

"Baka..." I call him.

"Oh? You doubt us?" Naomi asks as she traveled her hand down Junichirou's torso.

"Of course we're siblings by blood." Naomi says then she touches his thing then slid her hand under his shirt.

"We're quite similar, especially this part. Right, Brother?" Naomi asks Junichirou as she began to play with him and I cover my eyes.

"The crap they do together, is disgusting, I swear." I mumble. 

"Don't pursue this line of inquiry with them too far." Doppo suggests then I heard all kinds of moaning and giggling sounds coming from Naomi and Junichirou and I just simply looked away and ignored them.

"Asena, deal with him." Doppo requests.

"Hai." I answer then I walk over to Dazai and stood behind him.

"Would you strangle me with these delicate fingers?" Dazai asks the waitress then I punched him in the back of the head.

"Asshole, you don't just go up to women and ask them to do stuff like that." I tell him then he looks at me with his puppy dog eyes.

"Why not~?" He asks then I glare at him.

"Because I will strangle you with my own fingers, sound fun?" I ask him and he chuckles nervously.

"What did you guys do before you became agents?" Atsushi asks.

"This is a fun game we always play at the agency. The rookie guesses their colleagues' old occupations." Dazai mentions.

"Guess what the Tanizakis were before the Agency." I tell him.

"They were...students?" Atsushi asks.

"How did you know?" They ask.

"I was thinking that since you're both so close in age and I heard Naomi-san was a part-timer." Atsushi answers.

"Then what did Doppo used to do?" I ask him.

"An...official?" Atsushi asks.

"Close. He was a teacher. A math teacher to be exact." Dazai says.

"I can totally see that." Atsushi comments.

"Shut up! It's all in the past! I don't even want to think about it." Doppo exclaims.

"What about Asena Grace and me, then?" Dazai asks.

"You and Asena-san, Dazai-san?" Atsushi asks then I sat on the bar and crossed my legs.

"Yes, us. He did say our names." I answer.

"Hm...Asena-san was...And Dazai-san was..." Atsushi says.

"Don't bother, brat." Doppo interrupts.

"Their former professions are two of the seven mysteries of the Armed Detective Agency." Doppo says and I frown.