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My list of pet peeves:

When you're taking a test
And you need to sneeze or cough

When you microwave food and the hot a*s bowl comes out with cold food

When you get out of the shower or the bath and you realize...
There's no towel

When your mom tells you to clean your room because guests are over for dinner
I be like "oh sorry mom I didn't know  dinner was in my room"

When someone calls anime a cartoon

When you're in the shower and a bottle drops on your foot

RUNNING OUT OF CANDY
(Okay it's more of a fear)

Falling off your bed when you are almost, so very close to sleeping

Dripping a bit of food on your shirt
I be like
That was precious food wasted..
Not darn it I have to change my shirt.

Getting on your bed, getting comfy then realizing your phone is out of reach

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