A/N: HEY GUYS!
WOOHOO ANOTHER UPDATE THAT'S ON TIME! *HIGH FIVE*
So i have done something different for this chat, gimme some feedback plz? Yay or Nay? Basically when it says like [Simon - Derek] It means that its texts between them two. Pretty simple, right?
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VOTES AND COMMENTS *wipes away emotional tear* I LURVVVV U GUYS <3
P.S. This weeks Random Pic is a random dude in a Bikini... YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT.
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[Simon - Tori]
Simon: Hey will u scratch my back?
Tori: Of course!
Simon: .....
Simon: Why did u just grab a knife?
Tori: To scratch ur back with!
Simon: O.O
Tori: Is that a no for the back scratch then?
Simon: Whateva
Tori: U'r the one who asked :)
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[Simon-Chloe]
Simon: Can u scratch my back. Please?
Chloe: ... Is it hairy?
Simon: Wht?
Chloe: Ur back. Is it hairy?
Simon: Err... no?
Chloe: Then Nope, sorry!
Simon: ...You like hairy backs?
Chloe: Not backs.
Simon: Then...? Wht?
Chloe: Nthing :)
Simon: WHAT HAIRY THINGS DO U LIKE THEN CHLOE?
Simon: OH GOD.
Simon: ALL I WANTED WAS MY BACK SCRATCHED.
Chloe: :)
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[Simon - Liz]
Simon: Hey Casper, can u PLEASE SCRATCH MY BACK?
Liz: Erm, i would but...
Liz: I'm kinda a ghost and...
Simon: But u'r a Volo half demon. U can touch solid objects..
Liz: I WONT SCRATCH UR BACK, OKAY?
Liz: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BACK SCRATCHEE...PERSON.
Simon: Wht? What did I-
Liz: I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE MAKING-INNOCENT-GIRLS-SRATCH-YOU SOCIETY
Liz: LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE MONSTER
Liz: *hides in corner*
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[Simon-Chloe]
Simon: Whts up w/ Liz?
Simon: I asked her to scratch my back and she threatened to report me?
Chloe: It's a long story. Liz scratched Derek's back and some...stuff...happened..
Chloe: Long story short- Liz got covered in slime.
Simon: ..Slime?
Chloe: Yep. Smelly, green, ghosty Slime.
Simon: I'm getting 'Ghost Busters' flashbacks.
Chloe: xD
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[Simon - Derek]
Simon: Hey bro, can u scratch my back?
Derek: Sure.
Derek: *Scratches*
Simon: FINALLY.
Derek: I know what it's like to have an itch u can't reach.
Derek: It's usually Chloe who scratches it tho.
Simon: TMI.
Derek: :)
Simon: Oh, what happened when Liz scratched ur back btw?
Simon: Something to do with Slime?
Derek: Oh.
Simon: Oh? NOW U MUST TELL ME
Derek: Nope, sorry Bro.
Simon: OH COME ONE!
Simon: PLEASEE?
Simon: UGHHHHH
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[Simon - Tori]
Simon: Will I never know this story?
Simon: Will it always be just there...
Simon: Just out of my reach?
Tori: Err Simon?
Simon: QUIET.
Simon: I think to myself... "What would result in Liz being covered in Green Slime?"
Tori: Simon?
Simon: And then I think...
Simon: Eureka!
Simon: And then.. DONKEY BALLS I DON'T KNOW.
Tori: Did u ever think that maybe a cup of ur dads 'Famous Pea-Smoothie' might have fell on her?
Simon: OMFG
Simon: THATS IT
Simon: EWWWWW
Tori: LOL
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[Simon - Liz]
Simon: I KNOW ABOUT THE PEA SMOOTHIE.
Liz: *screams* *runs to the afterlife*
Liz: YOU WILL NEVER GET ME HERE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Liz: Mwahaha
Liz: Haha.
Simon: Okay...*Backs away from the Creepy ghostie.*
Liz: ...
Liz: .....
Liz: *scratch* :3
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