A/N: Hey guys, it hasn't been that long i don't think....:(
Anywho, sorry if this one is shorter/not as funny. I wrote it when i was bored during school so...xD
BTW WE ARE ON NEARLY 10, 000 READS. I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS EFFING ENOUGH! CHLEREK AND I LOVE YOU ALL<3
Please... Enjoy? :3
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[Chloe is online]
[Simon is online]
Chloe: Don't you just hate it when people stand on your zombie?
Simon: Don't you just hate it when you're eating a banana and make eye-contact?
[Derek is online]
Chloe: Don't you just hate it when voldemort uses your shampoo?
Derek: Don't you just hate it when urine isn't yellow?
Chloe: Why wouldn't your urine be...O_O
[Tori is online]
Simon: Don't you just hate it when feet smell like cookies?
[Liz is online]
Liz: Don't you just love it when boys are tall?
Tori: Don't you just hate it when a ghost interrupts a 'hate it' conversation? -_-
Simon: Don't you just hate it when girls are bitches?
Tori: Don't you just hate it when wizards can't do spells?
Liz: Don't you just hate it when a ghost pisses in you soup?
Tori: Don't you just hate it when someone calls an exorcist?
Chloe: Well, that escalated quickly.
Simon: Don't you just hate it when 2 girls fight?
Derek: No.
Chloe: Uh huh, who've you had fighting over you, Baby?
Liz: Ohhhh Derek's in troubleeeeee... xD
Derek: I've only ever wanted you, Chloe.
Chloe: Awwwwwww<3
Tori: Don't you just hate it when guys are pigs?
Chloe: Hey! Derek isn't a pig!
Simon: Well, THANK YOU, Chloe..
Liz: Don't you hate selfies?
Tori: Don't you hate casper?
Chloe: DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN WE ALL JUST CAN'T GET ALONG?
Derek: Leave them to it, baby.
Chloe: THEY'LL KILL EACHOTHER.
Derek: One of them is already dead, and it'd be much quiter without the other.
Chloe: DEREK
Simon: LOL
Tori: Don't you just hate it when fur gets stuck between your teeth?
Chloe: HEY! ONLY I GET TO EAT HIM!
Simon: ...
Liz: ...
Derek: ...xD
Tori: Chloe's getting jealousssss ;)
Chloe: IKWIDISCNDNFCWJEOW
Derek: I love you too, Chloe ;)
Chloe: >:(
[Chloe is offline]
[Derek is offline]
Simon: That took an unexpected turn o_O
Liz: Not really xD
Tori: Pfft, amateur.
[Tori is offline]
Simon: Amateur.. What?
Liz: Nevermind xD
Simon: No, i have the right to be told.
Liz: Are you happy in your land of delusions? Are you King there?
[Liz is offline]
Simon: WHY DID SHE CALL ME AN AMATEUR DAMNIT?
Simon: :(
Simon: I guess i'll never know.
Simon: WAIT A MINUTE She always tries to make Chloe possessive! So we should have known what her response would be!
Simon: GUYSSSSSS I FIGURED IT OUT!
Simon:...guys?
Simon: Goddamn it ._.
[Simon is offline]
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