Crismes One Shots - Cristiano Ronaldo/James Rodriguez

Transfer Deadline Day.

***This one is kinda dirty but not at the same time, it's not like smutty smut or anything, just some fluff and a hint of something more at the end***

"No! Cristiano, why are you so picky?!" James was whining at the television in front of him.

"Picky?" Cristiano asked confused in his room, James kept babbling and whining.

"ITS TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY AND I CANT GET MY STUPID BOYFRIEND TO  COME BACK TO MANCHESTER UNITED."

"What is he talking about?" Cristiano sighed getting curious, he got off the bed and walked into the living room. James was sitting cross legged on the floor right in front of the tv. The old fifa 14 was on and Cristiano smiled leaning down on the couch.

"PLEASE CRISTIANO, PLEASE ACCEPT."

Cristiano smirked as James sent his offer in and watched as an hour passed, in game Cristiano denied the offer making James cry out angrily. He tossed his controller to the side and put his face in his hands.

"Need some help cariño?" Cris made his presence known.

"You're so mean to me."

"Me?" He laughed as James nodded his head, his face still in his hands. "I can help you James."

"How?"

"Make Cristiano an offer he cant refuse." Cristiano smiled and James peaked his eyes out.

"Okay," he nodded and handed Cristiano the controller.

As James watched Cristiano release players from contracts, and get extra money, he seen the available contract money rise. There were only 2 hours left on the clock and now was the time to offer Cristiano a Manchester United contract.

"Alright, what would I want?" Cristiano hummed to himself and began to change the offered contract number to the highest possible salary. James gasped as he offered in game Cris a 4 year contract with the crucial 1st team player role and almost all of his leftover contract money.

He sent in the offer and clicked advance, an hour passed and there was one left on the clock.

"Cris..." James whispered as an unread email popped up. Cristiano was confident this offer would work.

He clicked on the email seeing Cristiano Ronaldo of Fifa 14 had accepted the offer. James shouted in delight and pounced on the Portuguese man.

"Thank you mi amor!" James smiled happily and pressed kisses all along his boyfriends face.

Cristiano laughed and pulled his love into closer to his body. James was perfectly blissed out as his Cristiano had successfully bought Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid and now his dream team was complete. Cris stared as his boyfriend nuzzled his face into his body, a happy smile across his face. He looked absolutely adorable.

They lay like that for a while on the floor, James curled up into Cristiano's body, his head tucked under his chin and their arms wrapped around each other. Cristiano loved his boy, so it didn't bother him much that they were practically naked on the living room carpet. Everything was perfectly 'pg-13' until James hands began to wander. Cristiano laughed and gently pulled away, James blushed but continued to let his hands explore.

"What are you doing?" Cristiano raised a brow and the younger shrugged innocently.

He whispered something but it was too soft to hear and he pushed Cristiano on his back so now James was straddling his waist. It was Cris' turn to blush as he felt his body beginning to tingle and all of James touches were making the hairs on his arms to stand. James pressed one gentle kiss on Cris' lips and smiled cheekily, "let me thank you mi vida."