my pretty pigs

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Hey homies

home dawgs

home skillet

home slice.

It is really weird that this has almost 200 reads. nOT tHat iM cOmPLainiNg.

you know those soft, white, store bought  cookies that every kid ever has brought to school at least once on their birthday?

If you dont know what im talking about i'll insert a picture somewhere. also your life is a lie and you're an uncultured swine.

unless you follow me, then you are a beautiful uncultured swine.

anyways i 8 a whole thing of those today :,) 

anyways i 8 a whole thing of those today :,) 

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they taste like cancer and i love it.

also i take back what i said last page, The Legacy of Tree Man is still in editing. I get on an airplane next week and ive got shit to do. I honestly think its pretty good tho. one more thing, for those of you who are (for unknown reasons to my knowledge) excited for my first youtube video, it will be up August 1.

thank you to everyone that for some reason enjoys my weird bants.

have a bLeSseD daY

-your friend from state farm


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