//Motionless in White Imagines//

Baby Clothes//Chris

'Chris, if we can't even decide on baby clothes then we're gonna be terrible parents!' You exclaimed while you and your husband Chris were in the baby section of Walmart.

'I wouldn't go that far, but yeah, we're basically fucked.' Chris said as he rested his chin on his palm, looking at the selection the store had to offer.

'Chris, what do we do? I don't want our child going around looking like fucking Shirley Temple!' You ran your fingers through your hair, you two had been there for a half hour thinking about what you should dress your baby in.

'Let's just get something black like I said!' Chris says as he taps his foot impatiently.

'Black can attract a lot of sunlight, and I don't think our baby should be exposed to that just yet. The sun can cause skin cancer, babe!'

'Oh my god, we need help. I'm texting the guys.'

'Oh god no! You can't take them anywhere without them causing a commotion!' You told your husband, who was already on his phone.

He looked up and took off his sunglasses. 'Who do you suggest then?'

You opened your mouth to say something, but then remembered your family and friends were in completely different states, so you closed it and looked down at the floor; which you couldn't even see because of your huge stomach.

Chris muttered, 'Yup, that's what I thought.'
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About fifteen minutes of waiting and arguing with Chris, all of the Brady Bunch showed up, except for Devin.

'I have arrived.' Ryan bowed.

'Ryan, I'm not in the mood for your shit today.'

'Damn, she shut you down quick.' Ricky snickered. Ryan smacked him upside the head, earning a string of cuss words from the small male.

'Devin? Where's Devin, he's gonna actually be of help today!' You glared at the 4 men around  you.

'Right here!' Devin said as he pushed Ryan out of the way to see you. 'These assholes made me drive, and bailed on me in the parking lot knowing that we'd have a hard time finding somewhere to park.'

'They are assholes aren't they?' You looked over at the boys.

'I'm not that bad.' Vinny mumbled.

'Of course you aren't Vin, so that's why I'm gonna need you to watch those two idiots for me.'

'You all can go do whatever you want, just don't do anything to get us kicked out.' You said that last part as you glared at Ricky and shuffled off with Chris and Devin.

'For someone who doesn't get a period anymore, she sure is acting like a bitch.' Ryan whispered and Ricky nodded slowly.
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