How Vegeta and I got together - Bulma's Diary

Part 2

February 10th

11.00 AM
It has been awhile since I had the time to write down my thoughts, Diary..

Sooo much happened.

 Well, to cut things short: Frieza came to earth, which was easily defeated by some strange Saiyan boy (Which should be impossible, since only Goku and Vegeta, and halfblood child Gohan have Saiyan powers in them), Goku came back to earth(!!!!! YAY!!!) and after some mysterious talking between the strange boy and Goku, we heard that within 3 years, some androids will arise, and will destroy the planet. 

Well that covers it.

 And now everyone is training like crazy to become powerful enough to stand a chance against those androids. Everyone is gone off somewhere, and the only one I will be seeing is prince-pain-in-the-ass, who keeps on being rude to everyone, even though we are providing him a place to stay, eat and train!
He practically lives in the Gravity-Room and trains under insane gravity levels.
The only times he shows his face when he's hungry, when he needs to use the bathroom, or when he goes to sleep.
If you happen to see him in the hallway or with mealtime, he will ignore you. Or make some kind of rude comment (especially when you say something to him). My parents are so oblivious to this behaviour, that it made me wonder whether to be impressed, or concerned about their mental ability to understand other people...

 Since I was working a lot at  Capsule Corporation, I didn't see him that often, except at the table: my mom cooks an insane amount of food, my dad goes on about mechanics, a sweaty Vegeta would stuff enormous amounts of food in his mouth, and I just sit there and try to stuff some food in my mouth before all the food is already eaten by our beloved were-ape.
(werewolf.. were-ape.. get it?    ... eheh...  okay.. bad joke. Sorry.)

 But today my dinner started like this:
Mom said that dinner was ready, and just before I entered the kitchen came Vegeta around the corner of the hall. From afar, I already saw that he was in a foul mood. He wore black shorts, and a white tanktop, which looked nice on his muscular body. He was very sweaty though, I could see the towel around his neck dripping, even from this far away.

Without thinking I stopped in the doorway to the kitchen, and stared at Vegeta until he was so close I could see the sweat on his face.

'You can't go to dinner all sweaty like that! It's gross!'

Vegeta's eyebrows lowered even more.

'I'm prince of the sayians, I can do whatever the hell I want!"

"OH no you cant! Even if you were Kami himself: I will NO LONGER sit next to an stinky sweaty monkey at dinner! It's gross!"

Vegeta's eyes narrowed and he growled between his grunted teeth:

"Now step aside woman!! I'm pissed off enough to blast you to another dimension..!!

I felt so angry at this point, I could've hit him! (but I knew ofcourse that A) it wouldn't hurt him one bit. B)I would only hurt myself, since I can't throw good punches C) He might actually kill me.. D) Or make fun of me  (which might be even worse that actual death)

So, I put my hand on my hips and took a deep breath:

"Oh yeah?!, Well here's news for you mister-prince-of-all-apes: If you blast me to another dimension, then you can kiss your training goodbye: cuz we wont be fixing the gravity room when you break something again, and we wont give you any food anymore, or a place to stay!!  HMPF!! So you better start with taking a shower, RIGHT NOW!"

Vegeta looked THIS close to kill me, I could see all his muscles shake while he tried to hold back his anger.

"CURSE YOU WOMAN!"