Name: "Captain Darwin O'Malley, at her service." Age: "I ain't got a clue." Gender: Male Looks:
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Universe: Same as his great-great grandson, Seamus O'Malley.
Scenario #1: Congratulations! You won a private yacht cruise! After a few days on the wide open sea, you hear sirens and shouting above deck.. you get on the top deck to see a ship.. a PIRATE ship.. it fires a cannon that narrowly misses you and blows a hole into the radio room.. you run for your life towards the lifeboats.. only to see a actual live pirate face-to-face with you. You black out almost immediately...
Scenario #2: If you can think of a cooler one, make it up.
