Sandhir's OS Diary

38 (d)

Few weeks passed and sandhir fought like dogs.
Both never ever behaved like humans.

"Oyee ducklips....kaha hai?
Where are u yaar?
This hen of urs has made my home like a poultry farm" Randhir covered his mouth and nose by his handkerchief as the hen had made the balcony dirty by doing shits.

"Why are u shouting Haa?  U uncivilised idiot " sanyu came out angrily with a belan in her hand .

"Look ducklips. ....even if u look like a human being but I know... u are as uncivilised as those stone age people who used to wear clothes made up of leaves.
And plz....take this shit out.
See kya kar diya hai isne" Randhir barked on sanyu like a dog.

"Arey....what's ur problem Haa.
I have brought this hen for my purpose.
And I do pay half of the rent of this house.
So practically , I too own the house.
And yaa don't forget tum bhi iska anda khaate ho woh bhi roz....mind it" sanyu point her finger towards randhir.

"Haa khata hu toh..... (he fumbled )
Khaya toh kya hua ...eggs are given by hens to eat.
This hen doesn't gives eggs so that u can lay on them and then hatch it" Randhir giggled.

Sanyu glared him.
"Bad joke Mr. Criminal.
Should I laugh on it...haha" her words were sarcastic.

"Whatever. ...just clean all these shits orelse kill her and make chicken curry for tonight " Randhir licked his tongue.

"U....u dirty pig.
Tumhe aur aata hi kya hai.
Killing people" sanyu threw a disgusted look at him.

"Criminal. ...huh!
Pagal ladki" he murmured taking his bag and left.

It was 7 in the morning.
She was sharing his house from last 5 months.
She had noted all his schedule.

He would leave at sharp 7 in the morning and return at 8 in night.
She was sure that he belonged to underworld because the number of calls he used to get stated everything.

She sighed after cleaning the balcony.
"Baby.. dont worry no one will kill u okay" sanyu chipped looking at the white boiler hen which was her pet cum source of food.

Soon her phone rang with her sister's number.
"Vidushi. ....kaisi hai tu chutki" sanyu yelled.

"Vidushi nahi...Teri maa bol rahi hu" sanyu heard a stern voice of her mother.

"Maa....hii" sanyu sounded chirpy.

"Why did u do this sanyu?
Shaadi karni nahi thi toh bata deti.
Itni badnaami karne ki kya zarurat thi" her mom sobbed.

"Mom chill yaar...its common for a girl to elope from her own marriage.
M not only one to do that" she sounded chilled but her mom was scowling.

"Sanyukta. ...do u have any idea that what pain we are going through.
Apne hi relatives gandi nazar se dekh rahe hai.
Aur tujhe koi aur pasand tha toh bolti deti.
Hum karate teri shaadi.
Aise  bhaag ke kyu gyi tu" anju was angrier now.

"Mom...mom...mom....let me clear u.
Mera koi affair nahi tha.
Actually I wanted to become a famous choreographer in Mumbai.
Aur papa Mumbai bhejne ke khilaf the.
Toh i had to use this trick "

"Sanyu beta....ladka Mumbai ka hi tha.
Bank ka manager tha.
Har roz paison se khelta hai woh
Woh tujhe banne deta jo tu chahti thi"

"Mom.....mujhe nahi lagta woh ladka open minded hoga.
Aur upar se aap logo ne mujhe usse mila ya bhi nahi .
Kaise batati usse main meri problem.
And leave it now mom....it hardly matters me .
I m happy here.
Hopefully aap bhi happy ho.
I'll come back when I m successful.
Tab kara do meri shaadi jisse chahiye usse.
Now bye" sanyu disconnected the call before her mother could piss off her early morning.

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Guys this will be last story in this book.
I m ending it.
If u want me to make second book for short stories of mine, then do tell.

Thank u!