chap 11: the cool kids

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1 year later

Bubbles: sup Cindy

Me: sup Kyle

Bubbles: sup Jeff

Jeff: my leg

*gets in group chat with spongebob and crew*

Spongebob: hey Kyle hey Cindy

Me: sup Bob

Spongebob: still hanging out with those dumb and shitty friends of yours?

Bubbles: nah they are complete bitches to her.

Me: yeah they are..

Squidward: WHAT THE BARNACLE BRAINS DO YOU GUYS WANT- OH HEY KYLE HEY CINDY.

Me: sup wart

Bubbles: sup squid

Squidward: hey Cindy, bubbles don't listen to them cause they just trying to hurt you and they are bitches!

Bubbles: they called Cindy a thot

Squidward: for real I hurt them

Larry: can y'all be quiet

Plankton: shut your big headed red headed ass up.

Mr.Krabs: SQUIDWARD YOUR FIRED!

Squidward: what why?

Mr.Krabs: you fucked my girlfriend Mrs. Puff and we've been dating for 16 years now God dammit.

Spongebob: for the record I also fucked your daughter.

Mr. Krabs: that's my frycook!

Squidward: WHAT YOU DIDN'T FIRE HIM WHEN HE FUCKED FATASS PEARL

Mr. Krabs I'm taking 300$ off your paycheck

Squidward: FUCK!

Sandy: hey guys!

Spongebob: Hey Sandy 😏

Patrick: hey sandy 😶

Mrs.Puff: *leaves convo*

Mr.krabs: my baby left;

Me: what even-

Bubbles: Bruh

Larry: BOI

Jeff: MY LEG

Patrick: this nigga on weed ☝

Me: bitch he just salty!

Squidward: I FUCKED KAREN

Plankton: how the fuck did you she's my wife and a computer

Karen: hey plankton ♡

Plankton: hey babe 😘

Me: WTF?!

Bubbles: what even-

Mermaid Man: EEEEEEEVILLL

Barnacle Boy: Mermaid Man stop we're just in a fucking group chat with fake niggas

Me: bitch your old and white only I can say NIGGA cause I'm black

Squidward: bald headed bean ass

Plankton: I hate you!



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