Durarara
Izaya: Y/n
Y/n: what? im busy
Izaya: i have a question
Y/n: what is it?
Izaya: what if i slap you?
Y/N: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS DAT? Of course i'll slap you back
Izaya: what if i punch you?
Y/n: i'll punch you back, idiot.
Izaya: if i'll kick you?
Y/n: i'll kick you back
Izaya: if i love you?
Y/n: .....
Y/n: then...
Y/n: i'll love you back
