Mine Little Pony: Friendship is Crafted

Chapter 1: It wasn't a good idea

***Sky***

I looked at the stained clay in front of me and sighed, preparing for the rage that always comes with parkour maps this long. It was Team Crafted's three year anniversary, and to celebrate, they were all playing a parkour marathon. The goal was to get through three maps, randomly chosen, in three hours.(With nobody ragequitting by then.) I saw names start to pop up in the chat, and turned to meet my friends at the spawn. First came Jerome, then Jason, then Ty, Ian, Mitch, Quentin, my sister/daughter Olivia, and then...Seto. Good, everyone's here. "Alright, let's get this show on the road," I said. "Who wants the intro?" "Why don't we all do our intros at the same time?" Ian suggested. Jerome laughed. "Sounds like that would annoy the poop out of our audience," he chuckled,"Let's do it!" "Alrighty, here we go," I said, beginning the countdown,"3...2...1..," I hit the record button, and a chorus of voices (more like the screeching of sirens) filled the air, making us all crack up, knowing the audience wouldn't expect that. "Anyway," I said, knowing this thing needed to get started. "It's team crafted's third anniversary! You know what that means?" "It's time for me to cheat!" Mitch shouted, already jumping on to the first block. All of us just stared at him, making jump after jump, until we realised what had happened, and started jumping behind him, "So," I say as we're parkouring,"We will be doing three parkour maps, randomly selected, in three hours," "And whoever gets the fastest time will get a trophy!" Olivia chimed in, startling the rest of the team. But we were commentators, and we were used to thinking of things on the fly. "Yeah, the trophy of power moves," Quentin said, as his character stopped, and I heard... tin foil? coming from the computer. Then he was back. "Everyone pause and look at what I got!" All of us paused our games and looked at Skype, where Quentin was holding up a can wrapped in tin foil. 'The Trophy of power moves' was scrawled on the front. All of us took a screencap, knowing we would put it in a video. The rest of the maps were uneventful, Mitch winning the first, and me winning the second. "NNNNOOO!!!!" Mitch shouted as I crossed the finish line just before him. 'SkythekidRS has won the game' the chat chirped cheerily. We all laughed and signed off, browsing the forums for a new game, when Seto said "How about Mine Little Pony: Friendship is Crafted: A Parkour map?" We all laughed, but actually eventually agreed to do it, kind of as a joke, and kind of as a tribute to all our brony subscribers. We all spawned in, and were confused for a second, because all our screens went black. Just then, I noticed the black began to pool, as if black could get darker. Then, I heard Olivia scream, and I didn't blame her, for just then, I was sucked into my computer.

-Author's note-

Please don't hate me for being a pegasister! *Hides under table* also, I know Ty, Adam, and Seto aren't a part of team crafted anymore, I included them because, to be honest, I DON'T CARE! don't even get me started on Olivia. I can see the hate comments now. I know the thing says "All rights reserved" But I'm still saying that Olivia, her skin, and her name all belong to olivialovessnow.

I fan?

Too soon?

Please don't hurt me...