"And you know this is the day you almost caught Blastphamoushd! Hahaha!"
"Never scared!"
*Five seconds later*
"RUN LIKE A BIIIITTTCH! RUN BITCH RUN!"
"Why do I have to be pyramid head and potato egg?"
"Last time I was this early I had hAIR DAMN IT!"
"I said run like a bitch; not trip like one!!"
*Killer is chasing him*
"IM SORRY ILL SUCK YOUR DICK! Hey, HEY!"
*dies*
"Listen guys, lets all be honest here, we would all suck some dick to live! Even if its the fULL THING!"
"OH SHIT ITS SCREAMING. WHY IS IT SCREAMING?! WHYYYYY?!"
Blastphamoushd is the best fucking youtuber and he doesn't even try to be kid friendly?? He doesn't make money anymore for making videos but he still does it and I love him lmao.
Always a good guy to watch for a laugh.
YOU ARE READING
DIARY OF A PELTY: THE MOVIE
Random((AKA, SHITTY STUFF)) Basically my randomness book. I promise you this is the movie, I mean....you're all reading the subtitles...Right? @colored_rainbows for the cover and the title idea!
