Dan: If I help you win this, what do I get?
Elise (Chris' wife): You can have Chris for a whole two weeks! He can even sleep on your floor!
Dan: Hm. *glances at Chris* Make it three, and you aren't aloud to come over.
Elise: Deal.
This actually happened in a episode. No joke.
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DIARY OF A PELTY: THE MOVIE
Diversos((AKA, SHITTY STUFF)) Basically my randomness book. I promise you this is the movie, I mean....you're all reading the subtitles...Right? @colored_rainbows for the cover and the title idea!
