One day while flying around with his gear, Eren Jaeger runs out of gas and almost plummets to his death when all of a sudden, the dead/normie meme Spooderman appears and saves the day! Eren doesn't realize he's fallen in love when he asks for Spoode...
It was just another average day in Fackaboi City, just like everywhere else. Dream boat Fuckboi Eren Jaeger was just making his rounds, flying through the air like a jumping spider, swinging off of buildings with his ODM gear.
EREN'S POV Ah, what an amazing day! I thought to myself. Levi hasn't beat the shit out of me yet, Ihaven't been raped in my sleep by Mikasa, and Arminhasn't been a whiny ass bitch like he normally is in the English dub. I can't wait to finally get home in the next 15 minutes... Oh, if only I knew what was about to happen 30 seconds later...
NORMAL POV All of a sudden, Eren falls from the sky. To his dismay, he has run our of gas for his ODM gear.
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He was falling, and his day suddenly went to shit like always.
EREN'S POV Well shit. Isn't this amazing?! I'mfucking falling! There is no wayI'm getting out if this! I'm definitely going to die! I thought to myself as I was falling.
NORMAL POV Suddenly, as Eren was falling, he suddenly felt himself being lifted up to the top of a building. He looked up to see Spiderman! Or what seemed to be Spiderman.... He had a hunched back, squinty eyes, and had hair all over. He even spoke like he was mentally retarded. He was known as a dead meme, or a normie meme. Nobody likes him anymore.
Well, that's the end of this chapter for now... the lemon is obviously unfinished. I was thinking that later I could just write a really short and gets to business lemon later on after this one but I'm not gonna do that right away. I'm also hoping to write more and more chapters with each passing day for the rest of the summer. Whoop-tee-doo!
