Avenged Sevenfold One Shots

Holy Shit : Zacky x Reader

Holy fucking Mary mother of God...her body was carved by the most talented of angels. I would kiss her and touch her so good like I did the first time. But she wasn't mine. And Matt didn't deserve such a goddess. She walked up to Matt, dripping in her bathing suit. "Daddy, I'm cold." "Well no fucking duh babe, you were in cold water." Matt laughed. I tossed her my favorite sweatshirt. "Here ya go." "Thanks bro." She said, walking away, leaving me and Matt behind. "The DiBendetto twins are looking hot as fuck tonight." He said, winking at Val. "So is y/n." I said making him scoff. "Whatever, she has weak moves." "Maybe she has weak moves because your dick is always in different sluts!!!" "She wouldn't be angry if I told her." "Prove it!" I said. He shrugged. "Okay, I'll tell her now." We walked outside. "I have an announcement to make!!!" Matt yelled. Everyone turned to us. "Y/n I'm cheating on you, because you're fucking lame." "Ya know what's even lamer? I've slept with every one of your friends and they all have bigger dicks than you, even Johnny. And actually, I've had a thing with both DiBendetto sisters this past month and they both eat pussy like you never could. Quit acting like you're a treasure, because I just replaced you with all of your friends." She yelled. We all smiled as Matt looked around in terror. "I'll be back tomorrow to pick up my stuff Matt, and Zacky?" "Yes?" She kissed me hard. "can I stay with you?" "Hell yeah!!" Everyone cheered us on. I looked over at Matt who was walking away. I followed after him. "Matt?" "Get away from me, dickhead." "If you want, you can come back to the party...we can tell everyone it was a joke. I'm really sorry I just had to protect y/n." "She deserved better than me the whole time. She deserved you. I'll come back." He smiled.