what nobody knows; jinhwi ff

[1K SPECIAL] Seonho's diary

Because.. who doesn't love Seonho, amirite? HAHHA.

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First day of school! :D

Dear diary,

lmao what diary? i just found this random old notebook in the attic and now im writing on it. it has power rangers on the cover. this is my power rangers diary! to introduce myself, hi. im yoo seonho. i have a younger brother called yoo seungho and a dog named mong sil. she's really pretty and fluffy. hehehhe. mong sil I love u. i know dogs can't read but girl u can read my hart

today i had a dream and it had daehwi and dongmyeong in it. if u don't know, daehwi and dongmyeong are my best friends. but they're both really really annoying. daehwi is really really girly and he's friends with everyone, but he chose me to be his best friend because, i have one gift. i know which food are the best and which food are shiTTY! meanwhile dongmyeong is always so happy go lucky and he's obsessed with pikachu. he has 4 brothers which are jaewoo hyung, gunhee hyung, hwanwoong hyung and gunmin hyung. but my favorite is gunhee hyung because he likes to treat me to pizza sometimes. his nickname for me is "pig" but i don't mind. Pizza is love, pizza is life. one thing my 2 best friends have in common is that they're both such positive beings. me? im kinda neutral. i don't care about anything but food. food is my life line. without food, i am nothing. just another soul living without a purpose. you can't picture yoo seonho in ur mind without food now can you.

anyway in that dream like daehwi was driving a bar of soap while me and dongmyeong were running away from him. i have no idea why he was driving a bar of soap, but he was leaving a trail of bubbles behind and it was lovely. but then i realized that in the setting of my dream he was trying to murder me and dongmyeong. Then I realized it's not so lovely after all. he had this crazed look in his eyes and was even speeding to catch up with us but for some reason me and dongmyeong were just fast enough to outrun his freaking bar of soap vehicle.

and then the pizza god descended from the heavens and saved us both. he picked up daehwi's bar of soap vehicle and threw him into the chocolate shake ocean. then we were so thankful we ate him. then i woke up. it was awesome.

so then i went downstairs after waking up to eat breakfast. and then there was mom cooking up breakfast, dad sitting down and reading the newspaper, and seungho sitting there playing with his fidget spinner. i hate fidget spinners so i took it away from seungho and told him that fidget spinners aren't good for him, and then i put it up on the very top shelf so he couldn't take it. fidget spinners are evil! believe me. seungho just rolled his eyes and went to play with his toy cars in the living room. he isn't even listening. rude! mom told me to sit down because today's breakfast was pasta but before that I took mong sil and put her on my lap. atleast mong sil listens to me and doesn't play with evil fidget spinners all the time.

Then i pigged out on my pasta while mong sil stared at it through my lap. she just stared like this: O.O like she couldn't believe the sight before her. personally i love pasta. it's delicious, but then i love all food, so. but pizza is still life. after i pigged out i put mong sil down and went to the bathroom. and i think we all know the morning drill. shower, dry off, change into clothes, get school bag. all that stuff. and then I went to take my lunch and then my mom said: have a good day at school son! then i was pretty much offfff

the trip to school erryday ain't a tough one. i just have to climb 2 mountains, slay 5 dragons, swim through many oceans and then get to school. im pretty cool right 8) im kidding. i live in a different neighborhood from daehwi, dongmyeong and somi so i don't go to school with them. oh I didn't introduce Somi yet did i? Basically she's a ratchet ho who's daehwi's ultimate best friend. at first I thought she was his girlfriend but then daehwi was like "sorry i don't date hos" and that was the most burn moment in history. anyway yea. really all I do is ride taxis to school. and my parents give me money in advance coz taxis? those stuff are expensivEEEE. recently I've been saving up tho, by walking the distance home. which is why these days i don't have to ask my parents for money ;) and sometimes i bribe Donghyun hyung (who is Daehwi's stepbrother btw) to give me rides on his motorbike with food and he complies. why bribe people with blackmail when you can bribe them with food frens??